Marketing Concept That Everyone Should Know!
1) You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say:
"I am very rich. Marry me!" - That's Direct Marketing
2)You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl.
One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says:
"He's very rich. Marry him." - That's Advertising
3) You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her
telephone number. The next day, you call and say:
"Hi, I'm very rich. Marry me." - That's Telemarketing
4) You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. You get up and
straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink, you open the door (of
the car)for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her ride and then say:
By the way, I'm rich. Will you marry me?" - That's Public Relations
5) You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and
says:
You are very rich! Can you marry ! me?" - That's B rand Recognition
6) You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say:
I am very rich. Marry me!" She gives you a nice hard slap on your face. - That's Customer Feedback
7) You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say:
"I am very rich. Marry me!" And she introduces you to her husband. - That's demand and supply gap
8) You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before
you say anything, another person come and tell her:
"I'm rich. Will you marry me?" and she goes with him - That's competition eating into your
market share
9)You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before
you say:
"I'm rich, Marry me!" your wife arrives. - That's restriction for entering new markets
"I am very rich. Marry me!" - That's Direct Marketing
2)You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl.
One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says:
"He's very rich. Marry him." - That's Advertising
3) You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her
telephone number. The next day, you call and say:
"Hi, I'm very rich. Marry me." - That's Telemarketing
4) You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. You get up and
straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink, you open the door (of
the car)for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her ride and then say:
By the way, I'm rich. Will you marry me?" - That's Public Relations
5) You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and
says:
You are very rich! Can you marry ! me?" - That's B rand Recognition
6) You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say:
I am very rich. Marry me!" She gives you a nice hard slap on your face. - That's Customer Feedback
7) You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say:
"I am very rich. Marry me!" And she introduces you to her husband. - That's demand and supply gap
8) You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before
you say anything, another person come and tell her:
"I'm rich. Will you marry me?" and she goes with him - That's competition eating into your
market share
9)You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before
you say:
"I'm rich, Marry me!" your wife arrives. - That's restriction for entering new markets
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